Saturday, September 2

psychos!!! whoohoo!!

i deleted the tagboard coz i had a few PSYCHOTIC ppl who kept tagging it. according to my detailed analysis of their behaviour over this past month, i think they haf a serious (and i mean SERIOUS with a capital 'S') self-esteem problem. you ppl should try watching oprah winfrey. The show is highly motivational and gives hope to ppl who THINK they haf no lives. You see.. you keep tagging useless stuff on my blog because

(a) you are just plain deranged

(b) you haf a medical condition (i can empathize with you on that)

(c) you want to get attention (that's wad ppl call attention-seekers?)

(d) you are trying to make yourself feel better by putting someone else down (i hope you did because otherwise it would only prove to be a complete waste of your time. wait. the latter was already proven.)

(e) you haf no life

(f) you THINK you haf no life

i think (f) gives you more credit than the rest of the options so i'll ASSUME you're in category (f). okay.. now we haf the facts presumably straight, we can get you some help. =)

wad i think is that you should really start subscribing to cable tv (channel 18). the oprah winfrey show is on from 1-2 pm everyday. if that still doesn't work, then i'm sorry to say you might haf to visit the woodbridge hospital. i mean.. i'm sure there are alternatives.. but erm.. i dunno how to put this...

your case is serious?

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i just wasted 3 hours of my time in financial management seminar. i couldn't hear anything the guy said. you know how ppl always say "let's observe a moment of silence"? well.. i observed the silence for 3 HOURS!! -_-

i felt so enlightened after the seminar. it's like i found a whole new reason to skip the next lesson. i can't take it anymore!!

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my sis took a passport pic of me today. i needed to renew my passport coz the current pic of me was taken when i was in pri sch. so you can guess how the ppl sitting behind the airport counters (i dunno wad you call them) always have difficulty putting my face to the picture.

apparently, the passport photo had to be a "NEUTRAL SHOT". this means that i can't smile in the pic!!! like wat?! that was like the most ridiculous thing i ever heard. okay. that was the second most ridiculous thing i ever heard. the fact that the toilet cubicles in china have no doors tops the list.

so i took the picture unsmiling. and my sis commented that i looked FIERCE. so i gave a mini smile that came off more as a perverted sly grin rather than neutral. my facial expression made me look like some terrorist who was planning to bomb a plane. i'm prepared to be stopped at the immigration counter.

AH. that's wad they're called. i remember. immigration officers. =)

but the POINT is. how do you define NEUTRAL? neutral can be this:

or this

i think i'm more likely to get on the plane with a smiling pic than them rite? correct me if i'm wrong.

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i can't believe school really started. i still hate it. that's why i can't believe i haven't ponned any lessons yet.

IT lessons are so fun!! my tutor's indian accent is so rich and sexayy. i'm not being sarcastic. but it is. i love it when he says "VAT IS DAT?".

but when we had the "HANDS ON" session, my tutor was some PRC whose accent is anything but sexy. he was dismantling the computer and going "this is the power supply." and i thought he said "this is the house fly." and he always talks so softly that my ear drums barely vibrate.

i dun understand a thing bout business law so the module is boring. wait till i have to defend myself against murder or theft of toilet paper then i might think otherwise.

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whoohoo!! it's national day. and i'm home waiting to wave the singapore flag when the NDP is on. -_- i'm gonna be patriotic. but i always have been. i used to think NTU stood for National Technological University. but it should be changed to the latter. there are so many NJ ppl studying there.

anyway. went to suntec yesterday with my O.G. , where i took several damn artistic shots with my hp. but the posture i adopted while trying to take the pics was so unglam. i looked like i was trying to do the limbo and got a backache in the process, and then time froze, and i got stuck in that position. bottom line: it was embarrassing. can't be helped though. who asked me to be such a dedicated photographer.

here are the pics.

*pic of a "Waxing Gibbous Moon". according to http://home.hiwaay.net/~krcool/Astro/moon/moonphase/, gibbous means "humped".*

amazing shots huh. =)

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school's starting in 8 hours time. this is so not happening. eight months of holiday is too short. i can't even get myself pregnant and give birth in such a short time.

i dun wanna go to school!

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went for the freshmen orientation talk today. it was dumb. we had to wear non-fitting robes and wave torches in the air. that was a first. i only know how to wave at ppl.

met hui yan in town to watch "the fast and the furious". the show is HOT. i love car racing!!! i need to learn how to DRIFT. but it's almost impossible. the closest i'll ever get to drifting is probably with a skate skooter. anyway. good show!!

took the bus back home and boy did the bus smell. i could like fart and not be found guilty. the passengers might just think the air conditioner's filter was dirty or smth.

oh. did i mention that i helped this ang moh couple with directions? they said "you are very nice." =) =) =) i was so gonna say "huh? can repeat?" but i'm not that thick skinned.
the ang moh lady has such nice blue eyes. i could get lost in them. i need coloured contacts.
then she went "we went to the bird sanctuary today. it was wonderful. you HAVE been to the bird sanctuary before right?" i could haf died. i dun think i did. but i went "yea. of course! but it was when i was very young." -_- i think the only bird i know is the mynah bird.

it's funny how i tend to speak grammatically sound english when i talk to caucasians. if only i'm like that all the time. i shall pretend everyone is a tourist. it might help.

anyway. uni's timetable is plain weird. i haf 4 hour long seminars! it's just wrong. who can sit for a 4 hour long seminar and not get bored?! i think i'm gonnna get Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT). it's the kind of disease ppl get when they sit for long hours in economy class seats and the blood clots in their legs coz of lack of movement, and flows throughout the body until it reaches the brain, and clogs up your brain arteries, and you die. yea. better known as the "economy class syndrome". i'm gonna die of that in uni. i need to do lotsa leg exercises while i'm in the seminar. maybe i'll just adopt a yoga position.

i saw a preview of my tutorial class ppls' pics. a preview's good enuf. they scanned my photo into the com and made me look jaundiced. -_-

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i have another reason to blog. some crazy person just tagged my blog. yay!! i love spammers. lol. makes me feel popular. =) or maybe it's in japanese. but i dun understand jap.

watched "the lakehouse" today with stephen. the movie was just an "okay". the only thing i'm thankful for is that there wasn't anyone resting his feet on the chair beside me. that was wad happened when i watched "the lady in the water", another hilariously stupid movie. yea. i'm reminded of how that guy who sat behind me friggin stuck his two feet on the chair. it was gross. not to mention the guy didn't get a pedicure. i mean.. if you wanna show off your toes to me, make sure they're clean and decorated? yup. you can try the nail spa at P.S. it's not bad. and affordable too.

took the wrong bus home after that. i thought i was on the bus 10, but realised it was 100. i think i'm half blind. or at least struck by astix or smth. i need coloured contacts. so yea.. i had to take another bus home. the tv mobile was showing the second telecast of singapore idol. i was happy. haha. i couldn't help but give a stifled half snort when ken said "you are intense". still can't get over that phrase. thank goodness i got off just before jay started to rap in english (i THINK it's english. it was so bad it sounded worse than singlish, so i dunno.)

lowest point of the day: i found out ALOT of ppl think i'm bimbotic. sigh. i'm gonna hang myself now. wait. hanging is unglam. how?

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today's singapore idol was like OMG. wad was happening?! except for hady and JONATHAN LEONG, the rest sounded real bad. i lowered the tv volume. and i realised they sound way better.. but looked just as bad. the show is such an embarrassment. that's why i watch it. great entertainment. for free!

i think the stylists tried to make mathilda the next oprah winfrey. suggestion.. the hair ain't working? rahimah is just as scary. it's a wonder why i still dun get nightmares bout her. and it's funny how she says she always loses pens and earrings, that's why she needs to keep buying them. i think there's only one thing she lost. her sanity.

i'm mean. okayy. good stuff now. ken was A LITTLE in point today with his comments. like 1/6 sentences were related to the performance (although still not constructive). an improvement from last time. it used to be 1/20. not bad. i loved it when he said to rahimah in all seriousness: "you are very INTENSE". LOL!!

damn i love the show. coz it makes me confident of rapping in chinese and yet sound 5 times better than jay or jasmine rapping in english.

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had og outing at sentosa yesterday. the attendance was so "fantastic". lol.

the outing nearly turned into a really wet affair with the rain. but all went well eventually. i realised i can't play frisbee for nuts. it's like trying to catch paper flying in the air with your toes. that tough. but at least i tried.

there IS one thing i was good at doing at sentosa. finding shade so i won't sweat.

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